Relationship Jokes
Akpos was toasting a girl. This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: What kind of man do you want? GIRL: I need a man about 6"5, God-fearing, respectful, faithful,...
Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!
GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....
Her Side Of The Story...He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The...
A Whatsapp conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...BOYFRIEND: How are you, babe?GIRL: I'm ok babyBOYFRIEND: Good! I wanted to transfer money to you before but since you're...
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over, Nobody was home.
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...