Relationship Jokes
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his...
Johnny: Madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million? Woman: Why Winston, yes I would. Johnny: What about 10? Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am? Johnny: We have already...
GIRLFRIEND: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?BOYFRIEND: You told me to surprise you.
My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I "ruined" her birthday."What did you do?"Nothing. I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Johnny goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"She says "I have a boyfriend", Johnny says "I have a math test".The girl looks up and says "What's that got to do with...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...
KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...