Relationship Jokes

After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.

In a Sunday school class...TEACHER: Why did God create the man before the woman? NKECHI: He wanted to see the SAMPLE before making the MASTERPIECE.

BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother...

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby....

Akpos' girlfriend comes home and starts ranting that a man across the street grabbed her buttocks and was caressing it forcefully. Akpos terribly angry about this storms out of...

A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...

AKPOS: Baby, even though I don't have a well furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I'm not working in Chevron Oil Company...

Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"Everyone was...

One day, a girl called her boyfriend from school and this is how the conversation went...GIRL:Hello sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Hello baby. How you doing?GIRL: I'm good. I just want to...

GIRL: When we get married, I want you to stop smoking. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: I will also want you to stop drinking too. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: As well as stop going to the night club too....