Religious Jokes

In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic, the teacher asked if there was Any question? Akpos raised up his hand looking very confused.AUNTY:...

Akpos' pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later, a message came in:PASTOR: How are you?AKPOS: I'm fine, pastor.PASTOR: May the building of...

A governor attended a church service. After the pastor had spent hours preaching on repentance, he made an alter call but nobody responded. He made the alter call again and this...

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital. He asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either...

A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon...

The Sunday school teacher said this while teaching on the resurrection of Christ and his Elites:TEACHER: If today were to be the resurrection day, righteousness will be one of the...

If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...

Akpos went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that, ''...

Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Lagos and approaches the first man he sees. "Do you want to go to Heaven?" he asks. The man says, "Indeed I do, Father." "Then for God's...

I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."I said hello to the...