School Jokes
I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...
Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of...
According to a news report, a certain private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of senior secondary school girls were beginning to use lipstick...
I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:ME: HiGIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.ME: My...
A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...
A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...
Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day,...
Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?PAPA:...
In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside.
TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!