School Jokes
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
The lecturer said, "lets begin by reviewing some Nigeria history. The lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"She saw a sea of blank faces...
Finally, Akpos makes us proud.Akpos represented Nigeria in an International Maths Competition. They were asked:2/10=2CHINESE STUDENT: Wrong question!INDIAN STUDENT: Not possible!...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, Why are you arguing?One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells...
A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of different African students at inventing things. Three African students qualified for the final. On the...
LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...
TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.
Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...