School Jokes

A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions:TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go....

AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

The teacher asked akpos to count from 0 to 10AKPOS: 0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10TEACHER: Where is 5?AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...

A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4PM, he's notyet back...