School Jokes

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty!...

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

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