Blind Golfers

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

ENGINEER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
DOCTOR: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
PASTOR: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
GEORGE: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

PASTOR: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
DOCTOR: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
ENGINEER: Why can't these guys play at night?

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