Chased by a Lion

TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.
TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?
STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.
TEACHER: If the lion climbs the tree?
STUDENT: I will jump into the lake and swim.
TEACHER: If the lion also jumps into the water and swims after you?
STUDENT: Sir, are you on my side or on the lion's?
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