Dead Sex

A police officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman.

POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!

MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an agreement.

POLICE: What agreement?

MAN: 2 years back, I asked this woman to have sex with me and she said "OVER MY DEAD BODY".
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