Illegal Immigrant

The U.S Immigration called Akpos on the phone and this was their conversation...

IMMIGRATION: Is this Akpos

AKPOS: Yes

IMMIGRATION: You are an illegal immigrant in the United State

AKPOS: No I'm a black American straight outta west Phili yoh.

IMMIGRATION: Ok, we are preparing black Americans for war against Iraq...

AKPOS: I'm a Nigerian o and I'm going back tonight.