The Stolen Goat

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

The Judge freed Kunle.

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@DaxMan
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Sucide victims pls indicate

Solomon prince's picture

He knew about the goat, and he wanted to steal it, but when he was caught, he lied to the judge. That's what you guys don't just understand.

EMMACO's picture

THE JUDGE NA BETTER MUMU

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