Bad Smell
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/18/2014 - 14:44
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans with boiled potatoes. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a neat fart (mess).
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the puff. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Bingo!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Bingo!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a pepper grinding machine! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Bingo, get away from her before she SHITS ON YOU!"
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans with boiled potatoes. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a neat fart (mess).
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the puff. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Bingo!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Bingo!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a pepper grinding machine! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Bingo, get away from her before she SHITS ON YOU!"
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