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ATM Card
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help ... the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt? AKPOS: Are you mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Terrible Day
... into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this ... ''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:43 - 0 comments
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Akpos sister
... y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my face will b in d papers tomorrow Author: ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:41 - 2 comments
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Stone and Hard Things
One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing. Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are you running like a mad person?" Then the other replied, "It's because my mother said that if I ...
Anonymous - 04/13/2024 - 13:39 - 1 comment
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Don't Do It!
... a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, ... actually did it! What a dumb ass! WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching? HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony. ...
Anonymous - 03/23/2024 - 23:57 - 0 comments
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Middle of The Night
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in ... on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb!" Author: @m0rBiDlY_oBeSe ...
Anonymous - 03/20/2024 - 17:37 - 0 comments
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Common Things Kids Say About Their Parents
1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an accident when it was Mummy that hit his head. 2. ... in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat in it. 5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Angela's bum bum. 6. I know ... beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat. 8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend. ...
Anonymous - 03/12/2024 - 14:31 - 1 comment
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Naked Man
A mad man was walking unclad in the a zoo. On seeing him, all the animals started running away from him. The Hyena asked the Lion, ...
Anonymous - 02/19/2024 - 23:07 - 0 comments
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Forty Four
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44! People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his friends "Last ...
Anonymous - 02/05/2024 - 22:38 - 0 comments
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5 Friends
5 friends lived in an apartment, their names are Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and Fool. Somebody killed Nobody at the time Brain was in the bathroom, so Mad called the Police. Mad said, "Is ...
Anonymous - 02/02/2024 - 15:55 - 0 comments