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Arab Man vs Jewish Man
... As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and ... sits there and smiles at me and shouts, 'Thank you.' Is he mad?" The bar man smiled at the Arab man and said, "No, he is not mad. He ...
Anonymous - 10/31/2023 - 20:10 - 0 comments
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Wife's Request
... WIFE: Can you kill a lion for me? HUSBAND: Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request something else. WIFE: Ok then, can I go through your Whatsapp? HUSBAND: Where is the lion you want me to kill? Author: @Holluwatarhyor ...
Anonymous - 10/31/2023 - 11:15 - 2 comments
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Mad Cow Disease
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the thick rump meat rare, please." I said. He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight ...
Anonymous - 10/30/2023 - 10:48 - 0 comments
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President's Driver
The President and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but he could not. The pig was killed. ... his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked the ...
Anonymous - 10/06/2023 - 15:53 - 3 comments
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Read Again
... busy Dog for Dog 20 Dog seconds Dog. Read again without the word "Dog". Author: @MicZ Funny Sayings ... you are very mad iam_ltron on Sat, 04/16/2016 - ...
Anonymous - 10/03/2023 - 06:31 - 4 comments
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The Mad Man
In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man ...
Anonymous - 09/30/2023 - 20:24 - 0 comments
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Female Voice
... to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female voice was what he ... man stared at her. He could not fathom why she was so mad at him. The neighbours tried to calm her down but she refused, and when ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 18:07 - 0 comments
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He Kicks It!
Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast. His mom ... So Akpos grumbles as he's walking out to the field. He's so mad that after he milks the cow, he kicks it. Then when he grabs the eggs, he ...
Anonymous - 09/27/2023 - 16:54 - 0 comments
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Sweet Girl
... to school, it won't be possible. MAN: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important. SWEETGIRL: Let me continue ... want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me. MAN: Hey! You said your friend's name is Lucy? SWEETGIRL: ...
Anonymous - 09/23/2023 - 11:40 - 1 comment
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Last Wish II
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, ... the amount of whatever she wishes. The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The ...
Anonymous - 09/06/2023 - 19:14 - 2 comments