18+ Jokes
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...
Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship. So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each. So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller...
One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...
The Sperm Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named DicksonDickson was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and even swimming....
MAN: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?DOCTOR: Get a Virginity test kit.MAN: What's that?DOCTOR: Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a...
Mr. James was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man outside discussing with another man. ''Thanks for the weekend Charlie, I really had a great time...
A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his penis with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "What's under there?" The man says, "A bird...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite...
During a Navy training for three months in the open sea, a Naval officer who was new to the troop, interrogated a junior officer on the lifestyle of the ship crew:SENIOR OFFICER:...
CONFESSIONSWhen I was still married, I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of...