General Jokes
A woman asked her friend to please borrow her her make-up kit. As she fumbled for her pause, she noticed a remote control for a television set her purse."So, do you always carry...
An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle...
Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...
As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...
One day, my Dad received an unusually large paycheque from where he works. He decided not to say anything about it.The following month, his cheque was for less than the normal...
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man...
Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.
A Nigerian and a Ghanaian were both opportuned to meet at an ATM stand. They both took different ATM stands when suddenly the Nigerian shouted and laughed, "Man, you are a dumb! I...
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...