General Jokes

Three black men were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first black man said, "I don't know about the two of you, but I am going to wear some red boxers...

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!When asked that did he miss...

I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.Suddenly, I...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's...

It was October and the people Kalakari Village asked their new King if the coming dry season was going to be hot or cold. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked...

It's funny how all the trust goes away when you can't find the remote..."are you sitting on the remote control?""No.""Stand up!"

A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....