General Jokes
Wikipedia: I know everything.Google: I have everything.Facebook: I know everybody.Internet: Without me, you are all nothing.NEPA: Keep talking we shall see.
Worldwide conversation...KELVIN: I'm HUNGARY.MUM: Why don't you CZECH the fridge?KELVIN: Ok, I'm RUSSIAN to the kitchen!MUM: You'll also find some TURKEY in the fridge.KELVIN:...
A lecturer at the University of Lagos decided to give his students a test. He gave each of them a script and instructed them not to cancel anything, if not they will fail the test...
A man walked into a bar and saw his best friend drinking to stupor. Scared, he runs over to him and asks, "Guy, what's all this about?" And his friend replies, "Stephie wants to...
A conversation between Akpos and a 23 year old girl...AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?GIRL: No, of course not.AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...
After joining a Gay-marriage, the pastor thought for a while for he can't say I declare you both as husband and husband.He decided to say, "With this Nuptial Union and being a...
Excerpts taken from court proceedings that's really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...