General Jokes
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...
GIRL: I can't be your valentine for medical reasons. BOY: Really? GIRL: Yeah, you make me sick!
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy...
In a Biology paper, the students were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca found the question difficult. So she opened her skirt and started to draw,...
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in...
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.