General Jokes
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...
One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital. The next day, I visited my chinese friend in the hospital. He just kept saying "CHIN YU YAN" repeatedly until...
Between the ages of 12-19, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages...
A Banker walks into the dentist and asks what it takes for getting a tooth pulled out."Well," said the dentist, "That depends on the level of service. If you want to go private we...
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in...
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you...
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. "Ill have some fuckin bread," he says. The mother is...
TEACHER: Timmy, get up and answer my questions!TIMMY: Ok sir.TEACHER: What's 2 by 2?TIMMY: 4 sir.TEACHER: What's 3 by 3?TIMMY: 9 sir.TEACHER: Good! What's 4 by 4?TIMMY: A Jeep sir.