General Jokes

WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...

Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...

A boy came back from school very happy that he passed his exams. The boy scored credits in all his core subjects including Mathematics and English. He showed his father his...

"Knock knock knock!"ME: Who's that?JW: We are the Jehovah Witnesses.ME: (no answer)"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!"ME: Nobody is at home!JW: But...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, slammed it shut, and...

This is what Patrick Obahiagbon has to say about the recent fuel price reduction:It is a politrick's measure that is equipping the Government which rationalise the homo sapiens of...

PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.

Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....