General Jokes
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
-Money is not everything. Theres also MasterCard and Visa.-One should love animals. They are tasty too.-Save water. Drink beer.-Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.-...
You are insane if: 1. You laugh hysterically alone just because you are chatting on social networks. 2. You send your girlfriend N2,000 recharge card and you request N100 from...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...
Akpos at a friend's dad burial ceremony:AKPOS: Kwame, I have not been served food yet.KWAME: Don't worry Akpos, you will be served soonAn hour later, Akpos stood up angrily to...
Once a group of men decided to go for a holiday on an island called Tirth Yatra in India. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they...
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a streetlight, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help, "What is it you have lost?"...
If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200...
Two kids were playing and they found a used condom and took it home thinking they found a balloon. Their mother was so upset and warned them not to pick things while playing....