General Jokes
A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...
I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.
"Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala."English translation: "Easier said than done."No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans." English Translation: Calm...
A teacher asked his students, "1+1=?".Akpos, his student, stood up and responded, "4".A man passing by over heard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "My God! This...
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...
A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, Do you know William Shakespeare? The clerk...
Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was sleeping naked in his room when he heard a big Knock on his...