General Jokes

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked and nearly died on...

A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...

After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...

A teacher asked his students, "1+1=?".Akpos, his student, stood up and responded, "4".A man passing by over heard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "My God! This...

A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...

A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.

Moses who is a very hard working employee wanted a day off from work and had to come up with a good excuse. He called his boss and said:MOSES: Mr. boss, I am very sick and can't...

"Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala."English translation: "Easier said than done."No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans." English Translation: Calm...

WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...