General Jokes

A conversation between Akpos and Emeka:AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don't have credit in mine.EMEKA: (hands phone to Akpos) No problem...

Akpos was driving home late one night. His front lights were no longer working so he was driving on the road behind a car whose front lights were working perfectly.All of a sudden...

Akpos had 100 naira and went to a corner shop to buy chewing gum.At the shop, Akpos asks the shop-keeper, "Can I please have a berry chewing gum?"The Shop-Keeper answers, "Sorry...

The story is told of a woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman...

I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me. I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to...

One day Thambo decides to visit his old friend Akpos who has been married to this really hot and beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that...

Akpos bought a N100 ticket and won the lottery. He went to Lagos to claim it and a man verified his ticket number. Akpos said, "I want my 20 million naira."The man replied, "No...

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do...

A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.GUY: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you.GIRL:...

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, when her friends asked her what happened? She replied, "When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot...