General Jokes
You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After trying her line several for hours and still off, you decided to...
A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.GUY: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you.GIRL:...
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, when her friends asked her what happened? She replied, "When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well...
An old woman walked into an antique store and looked at a diamond necklace in a glass cabinet. Suddenly, she let out a fart (she polluted the air). She coughed, trying to disguise...
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold I found $20,000 inside the bag!I took the bag home and when I...
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
A prisoner escapes from his Pretoria prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the...
One day, a woman fried an egg for her husband:HUSBAND: I wanted it boiled!WIFE: I'm sorry honey.The next day, she boils an egg;HUSBAND: Oh no! I wanted it fried!WIFE: Sorry honey....