General Jokes
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine??s Day. What do you think it means?""You??ll know tonight," he said.That...
A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other...
There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...
Akpos and Ngozi decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary with a trip to New York. Akpos went to the front desk to check them in while Ngozi stayed with the car. As he was...
Ochuko walks into a bar and sees his friend, Akpos at a table drinking by himself. Approaching Akpos, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in June...
Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...
A young man on a flashy car visited to a restaurant where Akpos works as a waiter and orders for soup. Five minutes, Akpos came out with the soup and this was the conversation...
DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...
A Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "...And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.After...