General Jokes

FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again

Three men were arrested for committing murder and were told by the Judge they are to die by firing squad. On the D-Day, the three men had a plan. As the first man was about to be...

WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.

I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...

A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...

During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat:1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees?2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months.1ST...

Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...

Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car. MAN 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. MAN 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...