General Jokes
WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.
One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...
Three men were arrested for committing murder and were told by the Judge they are to die by firing squad. On the D-Day, the three men had a plan. As the first man was about to be...
TEACHER: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". STUDENT: I is the...TEACHER: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".STUDENT: OK. I am the ninth...
A thief attacked Akpos and the following conversation ensued...THIEF: Where is your money? AKPOS: (brings out 2 million) Take. This is all I have.THIEF: Are u crazy?! AKPOS: If...
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to...
During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat:1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees?2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months.1ST...
Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...
Two men were fixing a bomb in a car. MAN 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. MAN 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...