General Jokes
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...
A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...
FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...
Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.Johnny, wait until weve said our prayer,...
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks...
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he said, "please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...