General Jokes

The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission."Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the...

Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...

Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His...

Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...

BOY: hey, long time.GIRL: Yeah, long time.BOY: Where are you right now?GIRL: I'm in school.BOY: What school?GIRL: UNILAG.BOY: Did you gain admission this year...

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to...

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...