General Jokes

MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...

A girl updates her Father's picture on BBM. Her friend pings her, "So you know this man too??? HE HATES USING CONDOMS!"

A conversation between two sellers...UCHE: Emeka, How's business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress.UCHE: That's really bad. How about today?EMEKA:...

CUSTOMER: How much is that tie?SALESMAN: $100CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money?SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?

A widower with three children got married to a widow with two kids and gave birth to three children together. One day a fight occurred amongst all the children. The woman tried to...

There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, "Your car has a battery...

Timi was racing around the compound on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! (He hit his bicycle on the...

FRIEND: Jim, do you remember the last time I was broke and you helped me out?JIM: Yes I do.FRIEND: And I said I won't forget you?JIM: YesFRIENF: Well, I am broke again

A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...

Akpos left for the Airport and came back 30 minutes later: TSHABALALA: What happened? AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach, I see poster with AIRPORT LEFT.