School Jokes
In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...
TEACHER: How do you get holy water? AKPOS: Boil the hell out of it!
FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today?SON: I only got one sum wrong.FATHER: Well done. How many sums were there?SON: Twelve.FATHER: So you got eleven right?SON: No...
The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their...
In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's...
TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it...
In an art class...TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term tie and dye?JIMI: Tie and Dye can be defined as a hand method of producing patterns...