School Jokes
I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...
SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework. DAD: OK.SOME: What is photosynthesis? DAD: Hmm... why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.
TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!
Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...
Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid
In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
TEACHER: How do you get holy water? AKPOS: Boil the hell out of it!
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking...
Some Engineering Lecturers from the Obafemi Awolowo University were called for a meeting in London. They all met at the International Airport Lagos. While they were seated and...