School Jokes
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...
Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help.AKPOS: Baby, I'...
TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.
"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...
A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...
INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.
TEACHER: If a=b and b=c then a=c. Who can give us a literal example of this mathematical statement?AKPOS: Ma, I love you and its obvious enough you love your daughter, so I love...
TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...