School Jokes
Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...
TEACHER: Why are you talking during my lesson? STUDENT: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...
TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.
Conversation between Akpos and his Teacher:TEACHER: Akpos why are you late to school?AKPOS: Because of a sign down the road. TEACHER: What does the sign have to do with you? AKPOS...
"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...
A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...
TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.