School Jokes
LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...
TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!
In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...