School Jokes
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...
A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...
The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...
TEACHER: (writes a problem on the blackboard) What will you do if this kind of question is thrown at you in your maths exam? AKPOS: I would dodge...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: Akpos, if I come to your house with five monkeys and you already have two monkeys, how many monkeys will that be in total? AKPOS: 8 Monkeys sir...
TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.