School Jokes

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry...

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

AKPOS: Excuse me ma!TEACHER: How may I help you? AKPOS: Will you beat me for something I did not do? TEACHER: No, why would I? AKPOS: Thank God! I did not do my home work.

Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place:AKPOS: Good morning Mr....

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....

TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.