School Jokes

In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

The teacher asked akpos to count from 0 to 10AKPOS: 0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10TEACHER: Where is 5?AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...