School Jokes

In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...

In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...

In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!

Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...

This letter is for the teachers that taught me during my secondary school days...To my MATHEMATICS TEACHER, you did well, but the formulas and quadratic equations you taught in...

TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE

In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...

In a Mathematics class, the following conversation ensued between the teacher and the students... TEACHER: Joy, stand up and tell me any Mathematics Formula. JOY: The...