School Jokes

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

In an English class...TEACHER: Can anyone spell, 'Delicious'.Akpos stood up confidently...AKPOS: D I L I S O U S, DELICIOUS.TEACHER: Nonsense Akpos! You are as useless as the P in...

In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.

TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...

TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.

In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...

Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...

TEACHER: Now, Akpos, tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?AKPOS: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.

Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...

In a science class...TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder later?AKPOS: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.