School Jokes
TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...
In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...
PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.DURATION: 48 HrsATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks).2....
A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...
TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...
TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.