School Jokes

TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.

In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Akpos was astounded and...

A woman brought her daughter to a boy's father to complain about his son...WOMAN: Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!BOY'S FATHER: Son, why did you...

Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!

Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man.After talking about "Goat" the next topic was "Dog". He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around...

In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.Second term,...

A Teacher asked Akpos in class..."If you have only one shoe, and that's the only shoe you have to wear, your Dad has seven shoes, he decides to give you two of his shoes to wear....

QUESTION: PROVE PAPA = MAMA (10 MARKS)ART STUDENTS: This cannot be done! COMMERCIAL STUDENTS: It's very impossible! SCIENCE STUDENTS: Pressure(P) =Force(F)/ Area(A). i.e P = F/A...