Marriage Jokes
Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of...
A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"
A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."After...
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be...
Dear Tech Support:Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and...
A "Just married" couple lodge themselves in a hotel for their honeymoon in the evening, the man went downstairs to the bar to have a drink because he wasn't feeling sleepy, the...
Akpos married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said."Well, Your...
WIFE: Dear, there is no rice again in the house. HUSBAND: What are you telling me? I bought a bag of rice to this house last six months, I need an...