Marriage Jokes

Akpos married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said."Well, Your...

WIFE: Dear, there is no rice again in the house. HUSBAND: What are you telling me? I bought a bag of rice to this house last six months, I need an...

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He...

A young newly-wed couple were always quarrelling. At last, the wife decided that she will go back to her parents.She said angrily to her husband, ''I must go to my parents. I can'...

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen, "What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you,...

Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How...

Akpos is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Akpos replied, "Actually, I've...

A bookseller conducting market survey asked a woman: ''Which book has helped you most in life?''The woman replied my husband's cheque BOOK.

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...

Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.