Marriage Jokes
A Nigerian lady who married a Chinese guy gave birth to a baby girl after nine months of marriage but after three months, the baby died. The mother of the Nigeria lady came to...
GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP...
AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!
A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...
WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.
A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...
Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."Sure...
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I...
A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset."What's the matter, buddy ?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back...