Marriage Jokes

A white man 80 years of age married a young white lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man "at your age, how do you do that...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...

A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, the driver died!

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...

Akpos nd Isabella were the latest couple in town. One day, while strolling down the street, they came to a boutique and Isabella saw a beautiful dress."Akpos, can you please give...

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh...

A husband and wife were having dinner at an expensive restaurant in Victoria Island when a stunning young woman comes over to their table. Without blinking an eye, the woman gives...

A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened...

A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?""Maybe" says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse"The man replies...

A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I...