Marriage Jokes

Akpos was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want...

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbour on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife...

A man had 8 black kids, then his wife delivered the 9th and alas the baby was white! The man felt that his wife betrayed him after 8 kids.Due to complications during the delivery...

You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter.The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so...

MAN: I'm so sorry dear, we can't get married because my family members are seriously against it.WOMAN: What do you mean!? Who are those against our marriage?MAN: My three wives...

A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call"One day the man sent his son to tell his mom while she was busy in the kitchen.SON: Mom,...

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for a bar. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. His wife, waiting up for him, would...

A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice. He walks into the...

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,"I am having such a wonderful...