Marriage Jokes
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why...
After a serious disagreement, the husband said to the wife at bed timeHUSBAND: Good night mother of three.WIFE: Good night father of none!
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time."How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?""He ate poisonous...
A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip...
When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the...
A married lady was going into a hotel with her boyfriend when she saw her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...
WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!