18+ Jokes

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...

Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...

One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...

There was a businessman in Lagos who was getting ready to go on a long business trip to Johannesburg. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought hed try to get her...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...

A trainee reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. Mrs. Williams was injured in a car accident...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber: "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up...

One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.One...

Akpos belonged to a society in the church. The society was expected to present a drama on the up coming youth talent day.The leader of the society came up with an interesting...

John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...