18+ Jokes

A wife says to her friend, "Our s e x life stinks!"Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having s e x?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...

A man came to his son's school to confront his teacher as to why his son had repeated her class 3 times. He entered the class and began to shout at her, "My son has always been...

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...

Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys' laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an...

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ''Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the...

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...